Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Why? Why? Why? Huh why? Ah why? Why do people like to ask questions like... Asking questions like those listed above are really stupid. Cos once you start asking "why", you will not stop asking "why". Give you an example. A: Why did you finish the whole jar of sweets? B: Because I like to eat sweets. A: Why do you like to eat sweets? B: Because sweets are sweet. (This statement is false because not all sweets are sweet. But never mind. That's not important.) A: Why are sweets sweet? B: Because sweets contain sweetening agents. A: Why do sweets contain sweetening agents? B: To make the sweets sweet. A: Why must sweets be sweet? B: (blah, blah, blah) A: (blah, blah, blah) You see. It will never end. Therefore, my conclusion is "Asking 'why' is STUPID." Thank you. *applause*